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Wards On Wheels

Wards On Wheels

By mpratley@live.com

Married and living life on the road in a 224 square foot toy hauler with two dogs and a motorcycle!
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Episode 75: East Bound & Down

Wards On WheelsMay 08, 2022

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Episode 75: East Bound & Down

Episode 75: East Bound & Down

We're on the road! Come hang out with us for a short update.
May 08, 202239:47
Episode 74: Origami Genitals & Border Patrol

Episode 74: Origami Genitals & Border Patrol

WE'RE ON THE ROAD. Today we covered 300 miles and are back in TX.
May 01, 202233:20
Episode 73: We're LIVE!

Episode 73: We're LIVE!

Check out my Facebook page to see this week's LIVE interactive podcast! Search Morgan Ward.
Apr 24, 202201:40
1000 Ways to Have Sangria

1000 Ways to Have Sangria

Join is for a lovely little Sunday ramble about our early morning desert breakfast and a top 10 review of Spike TV's 1000 ways to die.
Apr 17, 202253:25
An Atltl & Some Caribou Dung (plus, find put our next destination)

An Atltl & Some Caribou Dung (plus, find put our next destination)

We're heading out in 3 weeks! Check out our YouTube for videos of our adventures.
Apr 10, 202241:04
Episode 70: Open Arm Pits & The Slap Heard 'Round the World

Episode 70: Open Arm Pits & The Slap Heard 'Round the World

Another Sunday of random rambles.
Apr 03, 202252:13
Episode 69 (nice): Crowlers & Cloned Threesomes

Episode 69 (nice): Crowlers & Cloned Threesomes

Enjoy the soothing sounds of our neighborhood in New Mexico. Dogs barking, buzzed hosts, dog chains. We talk guns, booze, and menage a trois.
Mar 27, 202253:55
Episode 68: Chicken Wings & a Cow Hide

Episode 68: Chicken Wings & a Cow Hide

Sorry we're late! We took a rest day Sunday and some of you let us know about it. We have decided to stay in NM for 3 more weeks. Stay tuned for the next big adventure ✨
Mar 24, 202255:02
Episode 67: Pit-toks & Pineapple Coleslaw

Episode 67: Pit-toks & Pineapple Coleslaw

Good Morrow! Happy Sunday Funday to you all! It's a short one with poor sound quality because we're tired and we're social all weekend. Check out our YouTube (Wards on Wheels) and donate to our beer fund on Venmo to support our next road trip @wardsonwheels
Mar 14, 202223:47
Episode 66: A Tale From Two States

Episode 66: A Tale From Two States

We have a very special guest on our podcast today!
Mar 06, 202201:24:12
Episode 65: A Russet Potato Tat & Doomsday Prepping

Episode 65: A Russet Potato Tat & Doomsday Prepping

Today we have a special New England guest! Charlie & John grew up together and we discuss politics, food, and Doomsday Prep. Enjoy!
Feb 27, 202201:47:43
Episode 64: Conspiracy Theories & Wild Game

Episode 64: Conspiracy Theories & Wild Game

Happy Sunday! We're covering some conspiracy theories today, as well as the usual rambling and too many F words.
Feb 20, 202201:07:15
Episode 63: We're Leaving; A Masturbation Episode

Episode 63: We're Leaving; A Masturbation Episode

Today we talk about why we left the KOA we had planned to stay at until April. Hold on to your seats! It's a WILD one.
Feb 13, 202256:18
Episode 62: Predator vs. Corn Dip

Episode 62: Predator vs. Corn Dip

A shorter one this week! Not much happening on the ranch. We have 10 weeks left New Mexico and we are savoring every moment.
Jan 30, 202249:58
A Lame Boner & Cigar Sickness

A Lame Boner & Cigar Sickness

It's Charlie's 35th Birthday so we rented a shipping container in the desert. Come listen to us rant about weight loss scams and cloaked men in the desert.
Jan 23, 202201:15:29
Millenial Stereotypes & Peeing in the Pool

Millenial Stereotypes & Peeing in the Pool

Happy Sunday! Today, like always, we cover an array of topics from shallow to deep. We discuss stereotypes, Peeing in the shower, and is Arthur from PBS actually a mouse?
Jan 16, 202201:10:56
Big Daddy Ross & a Smiolent Ending

Big Daddy Ross & a Smiolent Ending

Enjoy this week's rambling as we dive into several topics including Dr. QUINN medicine woman and talking about spending the night in the woods, alone!
Jan 09, 202201:19:37
Obsurd Existentialism & How to Build a Fire

Obsurd Existentialism & How to Build a Fire

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We find ourselves pondering the actual impact of social media on our well-being and what it means to unplug.
Jan 03, 202251:43
Twisted Antifreeze & A Wastewater Plant

Twisted Antifreeze & A Wastewater Plant

Merry Christmas! We are enjoying the warm weather in NM but missing the frosty sunrises of Maine. Join us for some rambling!
Dec 25, 202153:17
The Ward's Get Fingered & a Pre-Christmas Ramble

The Ward's Get Fingered & a Pre-Christmas Ramble

We're a little late on uploading today. As always we hope you enjoy. We love having you.
Dec 19, 202101:03:47
14 Peaks & A Titty Bar Fight

14 Peaks & A Titty Bar Fight

Just another week in Cruces! Join us for s)a conversation about Netflix docs and updates on the RV and what we did this weekend!
Dec 12, 202158:28
Cringe Words & 34th Birthday

Cringe Words & 34th Birthday

We're hoping this episode will make you moist. But really, we name the top 12 most cringe-worthy words among other random ramblings.
Dec 05, 202151:01
A Burger King Thanksgiving & Perpetual Dark Times

A Burger King Thanksgiving & Perpetual Dark Times

No specific topic for today, just two people talking through life's nonsense. It does get a little dark for a few minutes but hang in there, we're still somewhat entertaining.
Nov 28, 202101:07:37
A Vaxxer & Anti-vaxxer Walk Into a Hooter's

A Vaxxer & Anti-vaxxer Walk Into a Hooter's

You don't want to miss this one!! Talking vaccines, Rittenhouse and NM hikes.
Nov 21, 202101:10:04
Craft Beer & A Holiday Plant Penis

Craft Beer & A Holiday Plant Penis

We totally had the giggles during this recording. It must be all the craft beer and sunshine we have been getting the last few weekends. 5 weeks down, 21 to go!
Nov 14, 202143:33
Organic Human Centipede & Another 3 Months in New Mexico

Organic Human Centipede & Another 3 Months in New Mexico

Hey! Hi! Hello! We'll be staying in NM until April and we're so pumped. We also talk creepy movies and politics. Enjoy!
Nov 07, 202152:33
Day of the Dead & A Bowling Alley Massacre

Day of the Dead & A Bowling Alley Massacre

Three weeks down at this new assignment in Las Cruces and it's Halloween weekend! We talked about some local folklore and a local murder that happened right down the road from us 30 years ago.
Oct 31, 202142:28
Spicy Drug Dealers & A Halloween Shat

Spicy Drug Dealers & A Halloween Shat

Happy Sunday! Enjoy the easy listening of poop stories, drug dealer stories and listening to my very poor Spanish. It's week 2 in New Mexico and we're feeling spicy.
Oct 24, 202141:49
A Weekend Hike and Life Update

A Weekend Hike and Life Update

Buenos Dias! A quick life update and a recap of our Saturday hike. Short and sweet!!
Oct 17, 202123:18
How Long is your..... Q&A?

How Long is your..... Q&A?

It's a good old fashioned q&a with questions taken from Facebook and Instagram. We address questions such as "Are you ever coming back to Maine?". We also give you a little insight into our travel plan.
Oct 03, 202145:19
Psychedelics & Facebook Woes

Psychedelics & Facebook Woes

This is a two part episode as we felt compelled to record on two separate occasions.
Sep 26, 202143:60
Pinedale Bar Farts & Murder Mysteries

Pinedale Bar Farts & Murder Mysteries

We're back! Today we're on our way back to Rock Springs from Pinedale and are passing the driving time by talking about our weekend.
Sep 19, 202138:05
The Tits of Enlightenment & Gun Talk

The Tits of Enlightenment & Gun Talk

WE'RE BACK. We took a brief hiatus because we had a lot going on but now we are here to talk about weird adventures, missing people, being braless at Applebee's, and much more!
Aug 29, 202150:00
Vaccine Ethics & Masturbation Calories

Vaccine Ethics & Masturbation Calories

HAPPY 40TH EPISODE!! We have officially carried this podcast to full term. This episode gets....heavy. We spend the first 15 minutes arguing about the Appalachian Trail, talk about vaccine ethics, and end by seeing how many calories you burn while masturbating.
Aug 08, 202101:18:00
An Olympic Sky-nami & A Hollow Man Joke

An Olympic Sky-nami & A Hollow Man Joke

HAPPY 40TH EPISODE! 🎉🎉🎉 We've officially carried this Podcast to full term 😅. Thank you to all who have stayed with us the last 9 months 👶👶 to witness the buzzed ramblings of two Mainers WAY out of their element but having a good time regardless.
Aug 01, 202147:10
Goulash 101 & Some Busy Cheeks

Goulash 101 & Some Busy Cheeks

We have been in Wyoming for 6 weeks and we may be going a little nutty! We talk about Charlie's new RV cookbook that he has been working on; we may have to tweak the title. Come have some laughs with us this week!
Jul 25, 202157:40
Defending Applebee's & A Pilot Butte

Defending Applebee's & A Pilot Butte

This week we are a bit more motivated to chat about our recent adventures. We both feel Wyoming had been kicking our "Buttes". From poison ivy, to two sprained ankles, and getting attacked by an older woman at the pool, you never know what will happen on the road!
Jul 18, 202156:41
A Boring Week with a Nap Finale

A Boring Week with a Nap Finale

Not much is happening in the big state of Wyoming. We're settled and taking advantage of all this new location has to offer! Come lay in bed with us and prepare to take a nap!!
Jul 12, 202123:51
An Ancient Lake & A Bonneville Bickering

An Ancient Lake & A Bonneville Bickering

Happy 4th of July!! We're in Utah for the weekend and made a day trip to the Bonneville Salt Flats AND Nevada! Join us for the car ride!!
Jul 04, 202101:06:44
A Squirrel Launcher & A Mystery Guest

A Squirrel Launcher & A Mystery Guest

Today's episode is a short one! We are still settling in to Rock Springs and currently have a guest staying with us!
Jun 27, 202126:50
Square Holes & Rastafarians

Square Holes & Rastafarians

One week down in Wyoming and we are loving the vibe. There are tattoo shops, liquor stores, and despite the 100 degree weather, we are settling in!!
Jun 20, 202158:41
Devil's Tower & Mount Rushmore

Devil's Tower & Mount Rushmore

We made it to our final destination for the next 16 weeks! Our travels this week have been EPIC to say the least. High elevation, winding roads, and a good test of our engine power and brakes. We are super stoked to invite all that the Green River area has to offer!!
Jun 13, 202159:05
Minnesota Facts & Ninja Turtles

Minnesota Facts & Ninja Turtles

This week we are traveling from Oelwein, Iowa to Rock Springs, Wyoming where we will be until October. First stop, Minnesota! When we talk to you next we will hopefully have seen Mt. RUSHMORE and DEVIL'S TOWER on our way to our final parking spot.
Jun 06, 202150:03
Memorial Day 🇺🇸
May 30, 202102:05
Episode 30
May 23, 202149:04
We're Getting a Visitor!

We're Getting a Visitor!

We blow through a variety of topics today - we also repeat some stories from previous podcasts. We also talk a little about our visitor who is driving all the way from Maine! As usual, rambling on, drinking a beer (or 3), and having some fun!
May 16, 202101:15:04
Antique Archeology & A Three Inch Gooch

Antique Archeology & A Three Inch Gooch

Sitting by Oelwein Lake in Iowa, talking about taints, Jim Carrey, and armored trucks. It's just as strange as it sounds, and we're barely half a beer in to the discussion. Join us!
May 09, 202156:54
Vegan Hitman Onlyfans

Vegan Hitman Onlyfans

Just another Sunday of random rambling in Iowa. We always have the best time sitting and chatting about absolutely nothing.
May 02, 202156:51
Jolly Rancher Teeth & Catching up with our favorite Mainers

Jolly Rancher Teeth & Catching up with our favorite Mainers

Fancy a FaceTime call with our favorite Mainers?! This week is a shorty but a goody.
Apr 25, 202140:06
Bears, masturbation and Bruce Willis.

Bears, masturbation and Bruce Willis.

Happy 4/20! This is one of our best podcasts yet.
Apr 21, 202101:00:59